Below is an exhaustive list on how to win every Internet argument you come in contact with:
Step 1: Pick anyone to argue with about anything.
Step 2: Point out that this person you’ve likely never met knows nothing about whatever you decided to talk about.
Step 3: Insert some reason on why your opinion is more important than everyone else’s.
Step 4: Use sarcasm to illustrate your point.
Step 5: Review to ensure that all previous statements were passive aggressive. Revise as necessary.
Step 6: Always respond to everything, even if people weren’t talking to you, but NEVER respond to the actual question you were asked.
Step 7: MOST IMPORTANT: Critically attack the character and ethics of this person you’ve never met.
Step 8: Vote in political elections.
Step 9: Repeat steps 1-9.
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It’s obvious that a lot of people have taken your advice. 😯